Here are a whole strew of great little text files for your reading enjoyment.

Most of them are downright hilarious, but some don't quite fit that description, so stick around for a bit, and enjoy some reading that will brighten you up if your down in spirits (no, not the beverage kind), or will make you think about some things you may not have thought about before.

Anyway, here they are:

1.    4 Guys at a Bar

27.   Misdirected email
2.     A Preacher's Ass
28.   NursingHome
3.     America's Football Team!
29.   Old Man
4.     Arizona Summer
30.   Parrot's son
5.     Baseball
31.   Pay Attention
6.     Bathing Cats
32.   PC Doctor
7.     Be careful what you wish for
33.   Pet Frog Story
8.     Bob
34.   Politics
9,     Buffalo Theory
                      35.   Puddles+men&women's English
10.   Chemistry of Hell
36.   reading
11.   Chet's nuts
37.   Safe Sex Death
12.   Cold.Blowjob
38.   Shot Mule
13.   Cuckoo Clock
39.   Skiing
14.   Dinner with her parents
40.   Sneaky Moms
15.   Farmer and His Pigs
41.   Superbowl
16.   Fast Cash
42.   Superman
17.   Father's Rules
43.   Telemarketers
18.   FruitCake
44.   The Frog
19.   Get Your Own Dirt
     45.   The Perfect Man
20.   Jesus's Nationality
46.   The Train
21.   Kittens...
47.   thieves
22.   Lent
                          48.   Top 12 worst responses to a cop
23.   Little Mary
49.   Ugly Bastard.
24.   Lunar Landing
50.   Viking Fan
25.   Married
     51.   Words of a Nun
26.   Minnesotans
52.   Computers

 

A. Lunar Landing

B. Tequila Waste

C. This is Interesting

D. Breakfast

E. Gum

F. Puppies

G. 26 Soldiers

H. Stupid People

I. Damn Cops!

J. Thank You Lord

K. Hit The Floor

L. The Salesman

M. How Much?

N. Points to Ponder

O. 2 Really Good Stories

P. Diary of a Snow shoveler

Q. 5 little short stories

R. Benefits of being a woman

S. Labor Pain

T. Learn from Experience

U. Chapped Lips

V. Lucky Frog

X. MONKey Business

Y. One Liner's

Z. The Chicken and the Horse

AA. Rules that Guys wished women knew

AB. The Same Cow?

AC. State Motto's

AD. Those Little Bastards!

AE. The Amish Elevator

AF. Top 10 Recommendations

AG. Twelve things everyone should know

AH. A U.S. Naval story

AI. Who am I

AJ. Witticisms of God....Enjoy!

AK. You Don't Know Jack Schitt

AL. Children's Book Titles

AM. How True...

Since I have always been a very big fan of a good, quality, justified rant, one of my favorite people to listen to, second only to George Carlin, is Dennis Miller.  Although I don't have TV at the ranch, I do manage to watch him and read his past rants in text form on this link:Dennis Miller live

Here are a few of his rants thus far:

 ALTERNATIVE MEDICINE

 CAMPAIGN ISSUES

 ELVIS

 FRIENDS

 GOD

 GORE VS. BUSH

 LOUSY JOBS

 PATRIOTISM

 REVENGE

 TEACHERS

 THE DARK SIDE OF HUMAN NATURE

 THE PENIS

 THE REPUBLICAN PRIMARIES

 WOMEN IN SPORTS

HILLARY 

INSURANCE

GOVERNMENT

RAGE --This is easily the BEST rant of all of these here. (Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.