> 1. Scrub toilet and flush several times.
>
> 2. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of
> pet shampoo.
>
> 3. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut.
>
> 4. Sit on lid - cat's efforts to free itself will
> generate a good deal
> of
> sudsing and washing motions. Drink beer while
> waiting.
>
> 5. Flush toilet a couple of times to rinse cat.
>
> 6. Leap off toilet seat, dash out door and slam it
> securely shut because
>
> kitty will erupt from the bowl as if jet engine is
> lodged up their ass.
>
> 7. Leave kitty to sulk and dry itself. Drink beer
> while waiting.