Two men seated on an airplane noticed a Catholic Nun
> sitting in front of
> them, one of the men says to the other with a wink,
> "I was going to go to
> Ireland until I found out that half the country is
> Catholic so I don't want
> to go there".
> The other man says, "We'll how about Poland, then?"
> The first man says, "No way, Poland is loaded with
> those Catholics too."
> The other man suggests a trip to the U.S. but his
> companion says, "The
> Catholics have spread out over the whole country
> every time I turn around
> there I bump into one."
> The men are watching and can see that the nun is
> fidgeting and getting kind
> of agitated about their conversation.
> The fellow who started the teasing decides to really
> get her mad and says,
> "I really wanted to go to Italy but that place is
> crawling with Catholics,
> what with the Pope there and all."
> At this the Nun has had it and finally turns around
> in her seat and sweetly
> says to the men, "Why don't you both go to hell? I
> hear that there aren't
> any Catholics there."