The Buffalo Theory
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>> A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest
>> buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and
>> weakest ones at the back that are killed first.
>> This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,
>> because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps
>> improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
>> In much the same way the human brain can only operate as
>> fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol,
>> we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the
>> slowest and weakest brain cells first.
>> In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
>> cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's
>> why you always feel smarter after a few beers.