A man takes the day off work and decides to go out
golfing.
He is on the second hole when he notices a frog
sitting
next to the
green.
He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he
hears, Ribbit 9
Iron."

The man looks around and doesn't see anyone. Again, he
hears, "Ribbit 9
Iron."
He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog
wrong,
puts the club
away, and grabs a 9 iron.

Boom!
He hits it 10 inches from the cup. He is shocked. He
says
to the frog,
"Wow that's amazing.

You must be a lucky frog, eh?

The frog replies, "Ribbit Lucky frog."

The man decides to take the frog with him to the next
hole.

"What do you think frog?" the man asks. "Ribbit 3
wood."

The guy takes out a 3 wood and, Boom! Hole in one. The
man
is befuddled
and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day,
the
man golfed the
best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK
where
to next?"

The frog replies, "Ribbit Las Vegas." They go to Las
Vegas
and the guy
says, "OK frog, now  what?" The frog says,  "Ribbit
Roulette." Upon
approaching the roulette table, The man asks, "What do
you
think I should
bet?" replies, "Ribbit $3000, black 6." Now, this is a
million-to-one
shot to win, but after the golf game the man figures
what
the heck.

Boom! Tons of cash comes sliding back across the
table.

The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in
the
hotel. He sits
the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to
repay
you.  You've won
me all this money and I am forever grateful."

The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss Me." He figures why
not,
since after all
the frog did for him, he deserves it.  With a  kiss,
the
frog turns into
a gorgeous 15-year-old girl. "And that,  your honor,
is how
the girl
ended up in my room. So help me God or my name is not
William Jefferson
Clinton."