Alabama:
 Yes, we have electricity

 Arizona:
 But It's a Dry Heat

 Arkansas:
 Litterasy Ain't Everthing

 California:
 As Seen on TV

 Colorado:
 If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

 Connecticut:
 Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character

 Delaware:
 We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water

 Florida:
 Ask Us About Our Grandkids

 Georgia:
 We Put the "Fun" in Fundamentalist Extremism

 Hawaii:
 Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave
 Your money)

 Idaho:
 Potatoes and NeoNazi's ... What More Could You Ask For?

 Illinois:
 Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

 Indiana:
 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

 Iowa:
 We Do Amazing Things With Corn

 Kansas:
 Where Science Don't Mean Shit

 Kentucky:
 Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names

 Louisiana:
 We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign

 Maine:
 We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster

 Maryland:
 A Thinking Man's Delaware

 Massachusetts:
 Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)

 Michigan:
 First Line of Defense From the Canadians

 Minnesota:
 10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

 Mississippi:
 Come Feel Better About Your Own State

 Missouri:
 Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

 Montana:
 Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very
 Little Else

 Nebraska:
 Ask About Our State Motto Contest

 Nevada:
 Whores and Poker!

 New Hampshire:
 Go Away and Leave Us Alone

 New Jersey:
 You Want a ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

 New Mexico:
 Lizards Make Excellent Pets

 New York:
 You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an
 Attorney...

 North Carolina:
 Tobacco is a Vegetable

 North Dakota:
 We Really are One of the 50 States!

 Ohio:
 At Least We're Not Michigan

 Oklahoma:
 Like the Play, only No Singing

 Oregon:
 Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

 Pennsylvania:
 Cook With Coal

 Rhode Island:
 We're Not REALLY An Island

 South Carolina:
 Remember the Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender

 South Dakota:
 Closer Than North Dakota

 Tennessee:
 The Educashun State

 Texas:
 Si' Hablo Ingles (Yes, I speak English)

 Utah:
 Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

 Vermont:
 Yup

 Virginia:
 Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokel Don't Mix?

 Washington:
 Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!

 Washington, D.C.:
 Wanna Be Mayor?

 West Virginia:
 One Big Happy Family-Really!

 Wisconsin:
 Come Cut Our Cheese

 Wyoming:
 Where men are men and sheep are scared