An American is having breakfast  one morning; coffee, croissants,
 bread,
      butter & jam when a Canadian man, chewing gum, sits down next to
 him. The
      American ignores the Canadian who, nevertheless, starts a
 conversation:
      Canadian: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"
      American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
      Canadian: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In Canada, we
 only eat
      what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it,
 transform
      them into croissants and sell them to the states."
      The Canadian has a smirk on his face. The American listens in
 silence.
      The Canadian persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
      American: "Of Course."
      Canadian: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We
 don't.
      In Canada we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the
 peels,
      seeds, and leftovers in containers,  recycle them, transform them
 into jam
      and sell the jam to the states."
      The American then asks: "Do you have sex  in Canada?"
      Canadian: "Why of course we do", the Canadian says with a big
 smirk.
      American: And what do you do with the  condoms once you've used
 them?"
      Canadian: "We throw them away, of  course."
      American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container,
 recycle them,
      melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Canada.
 
 

An American is having breakfast  one morning; coffee, croissants,
 bread,
      butter & jam when a Canadian man, chewing gum, sits down next to
 him. The
      American ignores the Canadian who, nevertheless, starts a
 conversation:
      Canadian: "You American folk eat the whole bread??"
      American (in a bad mood): "Of course."
      Canadian: (after blowing a huge bubble) "We don't. In Canada, we
 only eat
      what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle it,
 transform
      them into croissants and sell them to the states."
      The Canadian has a smirk on his face. The American listens in
 silence.
      The Canadian persists: "Do you eat jelly with the bread??"
      American: "Of Course."
      Canadian: (cracking his gum between his teeth and chuckling). "We
 don't.
      In Canada we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the
 peels,
      seeds, and leftovers in containers,  recycle them, transform them
 into jam
      and sell the jam to the states."
      The American then asks: "Do you have sex  in Canada?"
      Canadian: "Why of course we do", the Canadian says with a big
 smirk.
      American: And what do you do with the  condoms once you've used
 them?"
      Canadian: "We throw them away, of  course."
      American: "We don't. In America, we put them in a container,
 recycle them,
      melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to Canada.