A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday
night and have dinner with
her parents. Since this is such a big event,
the girl announces to her boy
friend that after dinner she would like to go out
and have sex for the
first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never
had sex before, so he takes
a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms.
The pharmacist helps the boy
for about an hour. He tells the boy everything
there is to know about
condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist
asks the boy how many condoms
he would like to buy; a 3 pack, a 10 pack, or the
family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he
will be rather busy, it being
his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girl's
parent's house and meets his
girlfriend at the door. Oh, I am so excited for
you to meet my parents,
come on in. The boy goes inside and is taken to
the dinner table where
the girl's parents are seated.
The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows
his head. A minute passes,
and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down. 5 minutes pass, and
still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 10
minutes with his head
down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to
the boyfriend, "I had no
idea you were this religious." The boy turns and
whispers back, " I had
no idea your father was a pharmacist."