> A preacher wanted to raise money for his church, and being
> told there was a fortune in horse racing, he decided to
> purchase a horse and enter it in the races. However, at the
> local auction, the going price for horses was so high that the
> preacher settled on a donkey instead. The preacher figured,
> since he bought the animal, he might as well race it. To his
> great surprise, the donkey did quite well and came in third
> place. The next day, the racing sheets carried this headline:
>
> Preacher Shows Ass
>
> The preacher was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it
> in the races again, and this time the animal won first place.
> The paper said:
>
> Preacher's Ass Out In Front
>
> The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he
> ordered the preacher not to enter the donkey in any more
> races. The newspaper printed this headline:
>
> Bishop Scratches Preacher's Ass
>
> This was too much for the Bishop and he ordered the preacher
> to get rid of the donkey. The preacher decided to give the
> animal to a nun in a local convent. The next day, the
> headlines read:
>
> Nun Has Best Ass In Town
>
> The Bishop fainted. When he came around, he informed the nun
> that she would have to dispose of the donkey. The nun
> searched, finally finding a farmer willing to buy the animal
> for ten dollars. The paper stated:
>
> Nun Peddles Ass for Ten Bucks!
>
> They buried the Bishop the next day
>
>
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>
>
> Quick Wit:
>
> A Kindergarten student was sitting at his desk making funny
> faces at anyone that would watch.
>
> The teacher came by and saw what he was doing and said calmly,
> "Billy you had better stop doing that, your face might stick
> that way."
>
> Billy stared back just as calmly and said in reply, "I guess
> you learned the hard way."
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