> There was a German, an American and a Pollock on death
row.
>
> The Warden gave them a choice of three ways to die:
>
> 1. Was to be shot,
>
> 2. Was to be hung,
>
> 3. Was to be injected with the AIDS virus.
>
> So the German said, "Shoot me right in the head."
> (Boom, he was dead instantly.)
>
> Then the American said, "Just hang me."
> (Snap, he was dead.)
>
> Then the Pollock said, "Give me some of that AIDS stuff."
> They gave him his first shot and he fell down laughing,
> the guards looked at each other and wondered what
> was wrong with this guy.
>
> Then the Pollock said, "Give me another one of
> those shots," so the guards did.
>
> Now he was laughing so hard he almost was peeing his pants.
>
> So finally the Warden said, "What the heck is wrong with you?"
>
> The Pollock replied "You guys are so stupid, I'm
> wearing a condom!
>