Who is Jack Schitt?  The lineage revealed.

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone
says, "You don't
know Jack Schitt". Now you can handle this situation!

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and Ohe Schitt. Awe
Schitt the fertilizer heiress, married Ohe Schitt, the owner of Knee
Deep Schitt  Inc.

In turn, Jack married Noe Schitt and the religious couple
produced six children:
Holie Schitt,
Dip Schitt (twins),
Fulla Schitt,
Giva Schitt
and Bull Schitt.

Against his parents objections Deep Schitt married Dum Schitt, a high
school drop out.

After 15 Years Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.

Noe later married Bob Sherlock and because her kids lived
with them, she kept her previous name and then was known
as Noe Schitt Sherlock. Dip Schitt married Loada Schitt and they
produced  a meek mild mannered son, Chicken Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable through out
childhood, and it was no surprise when they married the
Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The Schitt-Happens children
are:
Dawg, Byrd, Hoarse and Bull.

Bull Schitt left home to tour the world and recently
returned with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

So the next time someone says you don't know Jack Schitt,
you can  correct them with the real "poop".