Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire
State Building.
One turns to the other and says: "You know last
week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building by the
time you fall to the 10th floor, the winds around the building are so
intense that they
carry you around the building and back into the
window."
The bartender just shakes his head in
disapproval while wiping the bar.
The 2nd Man says: "What are you a nut? There is
no way in hell that could happen."
1st Man: "No it's true. Let me prove it to you."
So he gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and careens to the

street below. When he passes the 10th floor, the high wind whips him
around the building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes
the
elevator back up to the bar.

The 2nd Man tells him: "You know I saw that with
my own eyes, but that must have been a one time fluke."
1st Man: "No, I'll prove it again" and again he
jumps and hurtles toward the street where the 10th floor wind gently
carries him around the building and into the window. Once upstairs he
urges his fellow drinker to try it. 2nd Man: "Well, what the hell, it
works. I'll
try it." So he jumps
over the balcony, plunges downward, passes the 11th,
10th, 9th, 8th
floors...and hits the sidewalk with a "splat."
Back upstairs the bartender turns to the other
drinker: "You know, Superman, you're a real asshole when you're
drunk."