An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall.
   They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but
   especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move
   apart and then slide back together again.

   The boy asked, "What is this, Father?"

   The father (never having seen an elevator) reponded,
   "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life,
   I don't know what it is."

   While the boy and his father were watching with
   amazement, a fat old lady in a  wheel chair rolled up
   to the moving walls and pressed a button.  The walls
   opened and the lady rolled between them into a small
   room.  The walls closed and the boy and his father
   watched the small circular numbers above the walls
   light up sequentially.  They continued to watch until
   it reached the last number and then the numbers began
   to light in the reverse order.

   Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous,
   voluptuous 24 year old blonde woman stepped out.  The
   father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said
   quietly to his son ...

   "Go get your mother."