I'M
             ABOUT
             8
             INCHES
             LONG.
 
 

             MY FUNCTIONING
             IS
             ENJOYED
             BY
             MEMBERS
             OF
             BOTH
             SEXES.
 
 

             I'M
             USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING
             LOOSELY,
             READY
             FOR
             INSTANT
             ACTION.
 
 

             I BOAST
             A CLUMP OF
             LITTLE
             HAIRY
             THINGS
             AT
             ONE END
             AND
             SMALL
             HOLE AT THE OTHER.
 
 

             IN USE,
             I'M
             INSERTED,
             ALMOST
             ALWAYS
             WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,
             SOMETIMES
             QUICKLY,
             INTO A
             WARM,
             FLESHY, MOIST OPENING.

             THERE
             I'M
             THRUST
             IN
             AND
             DRAWN
             OUT
             AGAIN
             AND AGAIN
             MANY TIMES IN
             SUCCESSION,
             OFTEN
             QUICKLY
             AND
             ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING
             BODILY
             MOVEMENTS.
 
 

             ANYONE
             FOUND
             LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY
             RECOGNIZE
             THE
             RHYTHMIC,
             PULSING
             SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE
             WELL
             LUBRICATED
             MOVEMENTS.
 
 

             WHEN FINALLY WITHDRAWN,
             I LEAVE
             BEHIND
             A
             JUICY,
             FROTHY,
             STICKY WHITE
             SUBSTANCE,
             SOME OF WHICH WILL
             NEED
             CLEANING
             FROM
             THE
             OUTER
             SURFACES
             OF THE OPENING AND
             SOME FROM
             MY
             LONG
             GLISTENING
             SHAFT.
 
 

             AFTER
             EVERYTHING IS
             DONE
             AND
             THE
             FLOWING
             AND
             CLEANSING
             LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED
             EMANATING,
             I
             RETURN
             TO MY
             FREELY
             HANGING STATE
             OF REST,
             READY FOR
             YET
             ANOTHER
             BIT OF
             ACTION.
 
 

             HOPEFULLY,
             I WILL
             REACH MY
             BRISTLING
             CLIMAX
             TWICE
             OR
             THREE
             TIMES A DAY,
             BUT OFTEN
             IT IS
             MUCH LESS.
 
 
 

           WHO AM I ????
 
 
 
 
 

             AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY
             GUESSED,
             THE
             ANSWER
             TO
             THE
             RIDDLE
             IS
             NONE OTHER
             THAN YOUR VERY
             OWN....
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

(scroll down dingaling)
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

           TOOTHBRUSH !!!
 
 

           What were you thinking? You PERVERT!