> Worth repeating
>
> > The Train
> >
> > A few days after Christmas, a mother working in
> > the kitchen, was listening to her son play with
> > his new electric train set. She heard the train
> > stop and her son said "all you sons of bitches who
> > are getting off-get the hell off now, and all of
> > you sons of bitches who are getting on-get your
> > asses on the train cause we're leaving right now."
> > The mother went into the living room and told her
> > son, "we don't use that kind of language in this
> > house. Now I want you to go to your room for two
> > hours. When you come out, you may play with your
> > train but you must use nicer language."
> >
> > Two hours later, Her son came out of his room and
> > resumed playing with his train. Soon the train
> > stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All
> > passengers who are disembarking the train, please
> > remember to take all of your belongings with you.
> > We thank you for riding with us today and hope
> > that you will ride with us again. For those of
> > you just boarding, we ask that you stow all hand
> > luggage under your seat. Remember that there is
> > no smoking except in the club car. We hope that
> > you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with
> > us today. For those of you who are pissed off
> > because of the two hour delay, please see the
> > bitch in the kitchen