> > The other night , a few friends and I went out to this "Lady's
Club."
> > One of the women wanted to impress us. She pulled out a $10 bill.
The
> > male dancer came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 bill
and put
> > it on his left cheek.
> > Not to be out done, one of the other women pulls out a $50 bill.
She
> > calls the guy back over, licks the $50 bill, and puts it on his
other
> > butt cheek.
> > Now the attention is focused on me. What could I do to top that?
> > I got out my wallet, thought for a minute, then the accountant
in me
> > took over. I got my ATM card, swiped it down his crack, grabbed
the
> > 60 bucks, and went home.