I went to McDonald's. I looked at the menu and saw
that  you could have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken
McNuggets.

 I asked for a half-dozen nuggets.
"We don't have a half-dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter.

"You don't?" I replied.
"We only have six, nine, or twelve,"  was the reply.

"So I can't order a half-dozen nuggets  but I can order six?"

"That's right."

So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.

 MAKES YOU WONDER HOW THESE PEOPLE CAN SURVIVE!!!!!!
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I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside
her car. "Do you need some help?" I asked. She replied,

"I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote
door unlocker. Now I can't get into my car. Do you
think they (pointing to a distant convenient store)
would have a battery to fit this?"
"Hmmm, I dunno. Do you have an alarm too?"
I asked. "No, just this remote thingy,"
she answered, handing it and the car keys to me.
As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied,
 "Why don't you drive over there and check about the batteries it's a long walk."

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Several years ago, we had an intern who was none too swift.

One day he was typing and turned to a secretary and said,

"I'm almost out of typing paper. What do I do?"
"Just use copier machine paper, " the secretary told him.

With that, the intern took his last remaining blank piece of paper,
put it on the photocopier and proceeded to
make five "blank" copies.