On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, who loved
   to play together. One
    day, the two were playing, when the horse fell
   into a bog and began to
    sink.
    Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the
   chicken to go get the
    farmer
    for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm.
   Arriving, he searched
    and
    searched for the farmer, but to no avail, for he
   had gone to town with
    the
    only tractor. Running around the chicken spied the
   farmer's new
    Z3-series
    BMW. Finding the keys inside, the chicken sped off
   with a length of
    rope,
    hoping he still had time to save his friend's
   life.

    Back at the bog, the horse was surprised but happy
   to see the chicken
    arrive in the shiny B'mer and managed to get a
   hold of the loop of rope
    the chicken tossed to him. After tying the other
   end to the rear bumper
    of the farmer's car, the chicken then drove slowly
   forward and with the
    aid of the powerful car, rescued the horse! Happy
   and proud, the chicken
    drove the BMW back to the farmhouse and the farmer
   was none the wiser
    when he returned. The friendship between the two
   animals was cemented,
    best buddies, best pals.

    A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit
   and he too began to
    sink
    and cried out to the horse to save his life! The
   horse thought a moment,
    walked over and straddled the large puddle.
   Looking underneath, he told
    the chicken to "grab his thingie" and he would
   then lift him out of the
    pit.  The chicken got a good grip and the horse
   pulled him up and out,
    saving his life.

    The moral of the story?

    When you're hung like a horse, you don't need a
   BMW to pick up chicks.