One day a group of scientists got together and decided that man had
come
> a long way and no longer needed God, so they picked one scientist to go
> tell him.
>
> "God," the appointee said, "we've decided we no longer need you. We
can
> cure diseases, clone people, and create life, so why don't you just go
on
> your way."
>
> God listened patiently to the man, then said, "Very well. But first
> let's
> have a man-making contest, doing it just like I did back in the old
days
> with
> Adam."
>
> "Sure, no problem," the scientist said, bending down to scoop up a
> handful of dirt.
>
> "No, no, no," God admonished, "Get your own dirt."