* one can of beans

* one bag of potato chips

* one pack of burgers

* one tub of icecream

* one cake

* one yogurt

* one pint of milk

* one carrot

* one loaf of bread
 

He takes them over to the checkout, and

there is a really pretty check-out operator.

She looks at what he has bought and smiles and says "You're single, aren't

you"

He is pleased at the attention and smiles back "Why yes, how did you know?"

The girl replies: "Because you're an ugly bastard."