Here is one for you ladies...

> >>>>THE PERFECT MAN
> >>>> The perfect man is gentle
> >>>> Never cruel or mean
> >>>> He has a beautiful smile
> >>>> And keeps his face so clean.
> >>>>
> >>>> The perfect man likes children
> >>>> And will raise them by your side
> >>>> He will be a good father
> >>>> As well as a good husband to his bride.
> >>>>
> >>>> The perfect man loves cooking
> >>>> Cleaning and vacuuming too
> >>>> He'll do anything in his power
> >>>> To convey his feelings of love on you.
> >>>>
> >>>> The perfect man is sweet
> >>>> Writing poetry from your name
> >>>> He's a best friend to your mother
> >>>> And kisses away your pain.
> >>>>
> >>>> He never has made you cry
> >>>> Or hurt you In any way
> >>>> Oh, fuck this stupid poem
> >>>> The perfect man is gay.
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