An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young
man with spiked hair came over and sat down beside him. The
boy's hair was yellow and green and orange and purple. He had black
makeup around his eyes and was wearing bright, neon colored
clothes. Theold man just stared at him. The boy looked at the older
man
and said in a smart-tone, "What's the matter, old man, haven't
you ever done anything wild in your life?" The old man answered,
"Well yes,actually, I have. A long time ago I got drunk and had sex
with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son."