I've learned that you cannot make someone
love you.  All you can do is
stalk them and hope they panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care,
some people are just assholes.

I've learned that you shouldn't compare
yourself to others - they are
more screwed up than you think.

I've learned that you can keep puking long
after you think you're finished.

I've learned that we are responsible for what
we do, unless we are celebrities.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and
steamy a relationship is at first, the
passion fades, and there had better
be a lot of money to take its place.

I've learned that sometimes the people you
expect to kick you when you're down will
be the ones who do.

I've learned that the people you care most
about in life are taken from you too soon
and all the less important ones never go away.