The newest arrival to Hell was brought up to the devil. The devil
said, "Raise the heat to 95 degrees with 90% humidity and assign him to a
large pile of rocks with a 20 lb sledge hammer." At the end of the day
the devil
walked over to the newcomer and noticed he was working away, smiling and
whistling.
The devil asked him, *Why are you so happy?" and the newcomer replied,
*This reminds me of working in my fields on a hot June day on my
wonderful
farm in Minnesota."

The Devil was not happy about this, so he raised the heat to 120
degrees with 100% humidity. At the end of the day the newcomer was still
working away, smiling happily. The devil asked, *Now why are you so
happy?"
The newcomer said, "This reminds me of working in my silo on a hot July
day on my wonderful farm in Minnesota".

The devil thought for a minute and said, "I must be going about this
the wrong way". So he lowered the heat to 20 degrees below zero, with a
wind chill factor of 60 below. At the end of the day, he noticed the
newcomer dancing around, twirling his sledge hammer like a baton, singing
away.
The devil was very upset and asked, *Now why are you so happy?" The
newcomer
said, "It's a cold day in Hell. The Vikings must have won the
Superbowl!"