>YOU MIGHT BE FROM MINNESOTA (SPECIFICALLY THE TWIN CITIES) IF...
>>
>>YOU MEASURE THE DISTANCE IN MINUTES
>>
>>WEATHER IS 80% OF YOUR CONVERSATION
>>
>>SNOW TIRES CAME STANDARD ON YOUR CAR
>>
>>YOU HAVE NO CONCEPT OF PUBLIC TRANSPORTATION
>>
>>75% OF YOUR GRADUATING CLASS WENT TO THE UNIVERSITY OF MINNESOTA
>>
>>YOU KNOW MORE THAN ONE PERSON WHO HAS HIT A DEER
>>
>>YOU KNOW WHAT AND WHERE DINKYTOWN IS
>>
>>PERKINS WAS A POPULAR HANGOUT IN HIGH SCHOOL
>>
>>YOU HAVE NO PROBLEM SAYING OR SPELLING MINNEAPOLIS
>>
>>YOU CAN LIST ALL THE DALES
>>
>>YOU HATE FARGO(movie) BUT REALIZE THAT A LOT OF YOUR FAMILY TALKS THAT WAY
>>
>>YOU GET MAD AT PEOPLE WHO THINK FARGO IS IN MINNESOTA
>>
>>YOUR SCHOOL CLASSES HAVE BEEN CANCELLED BECAUSE OF SNOW OR COLD
>>
>>YOU ASSUME WHEN YOU SAY "THE CITIES" PEOPLE KNOW WHAT YOU ARE TALKING
>>ABOUT
>>
>>YOU HAVE TRIED BOILED FISH IN LYE AT CHRISTMAS
>>
>>YOU KNOW THE 2 SPORTS-RELATED REASONS WHY WE HATE DALLAS
>>
>>NOTHING GETS YOU MADDER THAN SEEING A GREEN BAY STICKER ON A MN CAR
>>
>>YOU KNOW WHAT UFF-DA MEANS AND HOW TO USE IT PROPERLY
>>
>>YOU'RE A LOYAL TARGET SHOPPER
>>
>>YOU'VE LICKED FROZEN METAL
>>
>>THE ONLY REASON YOU GO TO WISCONSIN IS TO GET FIREWORKS, TO BUY BEER ON
>>SUNDAYS OR YOU GOT BAD DIRECTIONS
>>
>>YOU WEAR SHORTS WHEN IT'S 50 DEGREES IN MARCH, BUT BUNDLE UP AND BITCH IN
>>AUGUST WHEN IT GOES BELOW 60 DEGREES.
>>
>>YOU KNOW PEOPLE THAT HAVE MORE FISHING POLES THAN TEETH
>>
>>YOU REMEMBER WLOL AND WDGY
>>
>> YOU HAVE BEEN LOST FOR MORE THAN AN HOUR IN ST. PAUL
>>
>>WHEN YOU TALK ABOUT THE OPENER YOU ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT CANS
>>
>>YOU HAVE GONE TRICK OR TREATING IN 3 FEET OF SNOW
>>
>>YOU KNOW THAT WHEN IT COMES TO AM, THERE IS ONLY WCCO
>>
>>YOU CARRY JUMPER CABLES IN YOUR CAR
>>
>>YOU DRINK POP, NOT SODA
>>
>>IN A CONVERSATION YOU HEARD SOMEONE SAY "YAH, SURE, YOU BETCHA" AND YOU
>>DIDN'T LAUGH
>>
>>EVERYONE YOU KNOW HAS A CABIN
>>
>>YOU KNOW THAT LAKE WOBEGON ISN'T REAL AND YOU KNOW WHO MADE IT UP.
>>
>>YOU VOTED FOR A PRO WRESTLER FOR GOVERNOR... AND HE WON