A cowboy was riding the range looking for lost cattle. Suddenly, his horse
was startled by a rattlesnake. As he drew his gun, the snake transformed
into a Genie who said, "Don't shoot! I will grant you three wishes if you
don't shoot me!"

The cowboy thought for a minute, and said, "OK, for my first wish, I want
my face to look like Mel Gibson. For my second wish, I want muscles like
Arnold Schwartzenegger, and for my third wish, I want to be hung like my
horse!"

"Very well," said the Genie. "Return to the bunkhouse, and your wishes
will be granted."

The cowboy raced back to the bunkhouse, looked in the mirror and said,
"Unbelievable! I look just like Mel Gibson!"

He ripped off his shirt and shouted, "WOW! I have muscles like Arnold!"

He tore off his pants and screamed, "HOLY SHIT! I RODE THE MARE!"