Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who's driving? The police.

Why can't Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field
anymore? It is a parole violation for him to associate
with known felons.

Doctors say because of Michael Irvin's broken clavicle,
it will be 6-8 weeks before he can videotape a teammate
having sex.

I understand Chicago is trying to sign Michael Irvin. They
got rid of the refrigerator, so now they want a Coke machine.

The Dallas newspapers reported yesterday that Texas Stadium
is going to take out the artificial turf because the Cowboys
play better on "grass."

The Dallas Cowboys adopted a new "Honor System" -"Yes
your Honor, No your Honor."

The Cowboys had a 12 and 5 season this year, 12 arrests,
5 convictions.

The Cowboys knew they had to do something for their defense,
so they hired a new defensive coordinator: Johnny Cochran

How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring-
training? Studying the Miranda Rights.